Is it moose or meese?

Moose on display at a Bass Pro Store
One goose but two geese,
So you'd think the same
For a similar name;
One moose and two meese.

For more than one moose,
The name does not change
No need to arrange
It's not meese, its moose.

Mousses is the word
For two tasty treats
To make them's a feat
Or so I have heard.

Mouse could be mouses
But really is mice
For one of them twice
Found in our houses.

Mouse, moose, goose, geese
mousses, mice, almost done
Mousse, meese, Oh such fun
What do you call more than one sheep?

Hope you enjoyed my temporary elapse into insanity.


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